Targeting the Husband

Now that we no longer have children in our home, Michelle has shifted her famous motivational and inspirational efforts toward me, her husband. This photo is what Michelle left on the white board in my office where I try to keep track of special projects. Children, unless you want me to become extremely successful, positive, motivated and perfect, you had better start inserting yourselves in this situation and taking-on some of the motherly vibes again. Let's spread it around so I can indulge guilt-free in my treasured moodiness and polynesian paralysis! Help!